Long week. Stress. Much stress. Work shit...boring shit...no need to bore you kiddies with the details.

Bridal shower today. Gag me. Seriously. Shove a gag in my mouth before I say something rude.

After that it's School of Rock and mixed drinks and a hot shower to wash off the foul stench of girlish, giggly shite that is every bridal shower I've been to.

They'd better have booze.