I'm getting to it...I'm on page 3 of an epic update, and I'm waiting till my new [to me] computer comes before I post it.

Till then, remove your panties to keep them from getting in a bunch, and chill.

The new era of f r o z e n - v o d k a is coming...one in which I continue to make out with random bois, have inflammatory conversations with myself about sex, politics, and religion, and give you the gory details on passing a bladder stone.

So stay tuned, spread the word...the wait is almost up...