In case you hadn't heard, here are a few of his (speechwriter's) words:

My fellow citizens, events in Iraq have now reached the final days of decision. For more than a decade, the United States and other nations have pursued patient and honorable efforts to disarm the Iraqi regime without war...Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised...The regime has a history of reckless aggression in the Middle East. It has a deep hatred of America and our friends...The United States and other nations did nothing to deserve or invite this threat. But we will do everything to defeat it. Instead of drifting along toward tragedy, we will set a course toward safety. Before the day of horror can come, before it is too late to act, this danger will be removed...Today, no nation can possibly claim that Iraq has disarmed. And it will not disarm so long as Saddam Hussein holds power. For the last four-and-a-half months, the United States and our allies have worked within the Security Council to enforce that Council's long-standing demands. Yet, some permanent members of the Security Council have publicly announced they will veto any resolution that compels the disarmament of Iraq...Many Iraqis can hear me tonight in a translated radio broadcast, and I have a message for them. If we must begin a military campaign, it will be directed against the lawless men who rule your country and not against you. As our coalition takes away their power, we will deliver the food and medicine you need. We will tear down the apparatus of terror and we will help you to build a new Iraq that is prosperous and free. In a free Iraq, there will be no more wars of aggression against your neighbors, no more poison factories, no more executions of dissidents, no more torture chambers and rape rooms. The tyrant will soon be gone. The day of your liberation is near

But wait, here's the best part:

And all Iraqi military and civilian personnel should listen carefully to this warning. In any conflict, your fate will depend on your action. Do not destroy oil wells, a source of wealth that belongs to the Iraqi people...

Okay, that was rather boring and useless for my to put in my diary, yes? Well...I'm sorry. For those of you who can't understand US presidential babble, allow me to translate:

(insert stereotypical Texan accent here)

My fellow 'Mericans. There's this here real bad man in Arak. He's bad cuz he tried to kill ma daddy. And he thinks he has a bigger dick than mine. And he's charging too much for that there oil. And he don't like 'Merica. And he won't bend over and lick ma balls while I fuck him in the ass like a few certain world leaders do. *winks at Blair* Basicly, I don't like him. Now, I know this here's sposed to be a democracy, but I wanna blow him up. So it don't really matter what you people think, cuz I'm the president and you're not! (Thanks Uncle Jeb)

So here's how it stands now:

*points at France* Fuck you.

*points at Germany* Fuck you.

*points at American public* Fuck YOU.

And you! *pointing at Saddam Hussein* You got two days to get the hell out of dodge or I'm gonna kick yer ass!

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You know what I think? Fuck 'em all. Prepare for WW3 kiddies, this time with nukes. Oh, and has anyone heard about the lunatic in North Korea. Apparently Mr. President is so intent on getting some Iraqi ball licking, he's ignored the lovely little anger ball brewing in Korea. Probably for the best really. Leave it up to Bush and he'll have us fighting them to.

And to my readers, if you voted for Bush, or if you support this action he's taking, go fuck yourself. Seriously. Cause if you didn't realize what an asshole he was back during the elestion, you're an incurable moron. And if you don't see what a freaked out jerk he is now, you're probably a little insane. So go fuck yourself in the ass with a baseball bat as atonement for your stupidity.

"Good night, and may God continue to bless America."