So we've been working on plans for the big night. We just ordered her manhood the other day. That's a mail order surprise that will most definitely be coming to our PO Box.

She wants to wine and dine me. She's really planning on going all out. She asked me where I'd like to go to dinner. So she made reservations at Fio's. I have no idea what else she plans, but she used the term "wine and dine" so I'm pretty excited.

Hmm...I was planning on ranting a little, but I'm cold and my foot's asleep, so I'm just going to go.