If I wake up on my own, I have no problem rolling out of bed earlier than this. That means I've gotten my needed sleep. Or it means that I can't hold my morning piss anymore.

But when that wretched alarm goes off, I see red.

And if a person wakes me up?! There better be a life threatening emergency or I'm getting taken on a road trip.

Now Cosmo's hassling me. Not a good idea when I'm already surly.

Fuck my job, I ain't doing shit till at least 10am.