f r o z e n - v o d k a v6.11

Jaeger: hey sorry it was A&W on the computer

we just haven't gone to sleep yet??

what are you doing up?

me: I just got back from an adventure

Jaeger: an adventure?

me: my and a group of kids were watching so you think you can dance for shots, and then we woke up Cori, who hadn't been drinking

and it all started because of "fucking Limeaid"

me: I was texting him, and he said that he dropped the f-bomb, and felt all wierd about it

me: and I told everyone, and we were shocked, so we decided that every time anyone said "fuck" that we would all have to take a shot for "fucking Limeaid"

me: so... then I forgot what he sent me, but it was hilarious

Jaeger: we are going to see him next weekend

me: and I told them, and they (they being Jaime and a bunch of people from City that I was hanging out with) decided that Limeaid is my new pet

so we needed to find him a collar and toys

me: sweet! i might have you take hist stuff to him!

Jaeger: ohhhh noooo

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

me: so we woke up Cori, and we went cruising around to find him stuff

but petco was closed

and the only other place we could think of was F street or the Hustler store

but we got distracted by the pron

and had a heated debate about buying my new pet porn or an inflatable sheep

Jaeger: oh please be sheep

me: well, we couldn't decide on the porn

we all have different tastes, and we didn't want to ALL buy a different DVD and give him like, 5 discs of porn

Jaeger: oh sweet jesus LMAO

me: although there was a gay one that looked like it had willen doing the gargoyle on it

but we went with the sheep

and at the counter, I shit you not, we run into a group of drunk navy guys BUYING AN INFLATABLE SHEEP

Jaeger: I'm laughing so hard I want to cry

me: and our babysitter (the non-drunk) started flirting with THEIR baby-sitter

me: and we were trying to tell them that a bunch of girls buying an inflatable sheep is far less icky than a bunch of guys

then someone remembered that we needed lube, so we found some cotton candy flavored lube

Jaeger: OMFG

ROFL!!!!

me: SO

we leave the store with a group of navy guys, and 2 inflatable sheep, and a bottle of cotton candy lube

and then someone starts singing about fucking the sheep, and we say we need to drink no because someone said fuck

and we tried to explain about Fucking Limeaid

but all we get across is that he's my new pet and he's in the marines, and they get the totally wrong idea

me: but they pay for a van cab to go to a wal mart to buy him a collar and a leash

me: and then one of them wants to go back to hustler to buy him a ball gag

Jaeger: does the poor kid have any idea what's coming to him?

me: and i try to explain that he's like my little brother, and it's not like that at all

but apparently, what winds up coming out is that it's not like that at all, and if either of us would enjoy the ball gag, it would be me

that opens a can of worms, and we get them to take us back to Cori's car

and one of the guys, who's like 19, is totally flirting with me, and I'm like, dude, you're too fucking young

and then we have to drink to fucking Limeaid

me: SO

we get back to the car, and we all decide to taste the lube

i'm not sure why this sounded like a good idea

but it tasted like poo

Jaeger: aiee aiee aiee

me: cough syruppy poo

me: and then one of the girls asks them what they're going to do with their sheep

and tries to talk them into coming back to the house with us to demonstrate

me: 2 OF THEM VOLUNTEER

Jaeger:

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Jaeger: they were .... having fun with the sheep eh?

me: no

because we wouldn't let them get in the car with us

me: but somehow, the young one, who's like, a foot shorter than me, but built like a liitle goomba

convinces them to let him ride in her trunk

so he comes back with uis and we all drink to fucking Limeaid for the 3 times that we got while we were out

and i'm not sure how, like, how it started, but I wound up letting the goomba navy boy make out with me

Jaeger: too much alcohol lol

me: and somehow, again, not quite clear on how it wound up happening, I find myself in Limeaids collar, with a tag on it that says "Property of Lady frozen-vodka"

Jaeger: aiee aiee aiee

sooo...what all did you wind up getting him?

me: but he got his friends to come get him, and we think he took the lube, because he was playing with it, and now it's gone

ummm....

a sheep (that is safely in the box and not contaminated by nasty navy guys)

and a collar, and a leash, and the tag says Property of Lady frozen-vodka

I have a feeling, when I wake up, this is all goig to seem like a really bad idea

Jaeger: LOL

I love you so much...*coughcrackheadcough*...but I gotta get some sleep now lol

can I pick on you for this when you are sober??