(10:26:36) [frozen-vodka] girl stalkers?

(10:27:23) [Scotch] *laughs, hard*

(10:27:27) [Scotch] They are!

(10:27:40) [Scotch] I stopped talking to them, and now they're calling me and IMing the shit out of me.

(10:27:52) [frozen-vodka] hmm.... change your relationship status

(10:28:02) [Scotch] To?

(10:28:04) [frozen-vodka] say you're married to your brother, or something

(10:28:07) [Scotch] Hah.

(10:28:13) [Scotch] I'll say I'm dating you.'
(10:28:16) [Scotch] MUAHAHAHA

(10:28:20) [frozen-vodka] *dies*

(10:28:25) [Scotch] *goes to do it*

(10:28:28) [frozen-vodka] go for it, as long as I don't have to put out

(10:28:36) [Scotch] "It's complicated with [frozen-vodka]"

(10:28:45) [frozen-vodka] *goes to check*

(10:28:50) [Scotch] Hah. I haven't yet.

(10:28:56) [Scotch] And why don't you ever want to put out?

(10:28:58) [Scotch] GOddamnit.

(10:29:04) [Scotch] I'm GREAT in bed.

(10:29:08) [frozen-vodka] BECAUSE I LIKE BURRITOS

(10:29:12) [frozen-vodka] not tacos

(10:29:26) [Scotch] Does it have to be a real one?

(10:29:34) [frozen-vodka] *thinks*

(10:29:56) [frozen-vodka] umm... well... that would be nicer. Besides, you have boobs

(10:30:06) [frozen-vodka] I have more than enough for a relationship

(10:30:29) [Scotch] They're pretty small, though. *snaps fingers dejectedly*

(10:30:31) [Scotch] Damnit.

(10:30:45) [frozen-vodka] see... it wouldn't work.

(10:33:06) [frozen-vodka] BTW, I'm totally blogging this

(10:33:17) [Scotch] o.O

(10:33:25) [Scotch] At least everyone will know my sexual prowess.

(10:33:29) [Scotch] Followed by me striking out.

(10:33:33) [frozen-vodka] *laughs*

(10:33:44) [frozen-vodka] I won't blog it on fbook.... no need to ruin your illusion

(10:34:01) [Scotch] Oh, hah. I don't care, actually.

(10:34:24) [frozen-vodka] Yeah, still... posting it to diaryland

(10:35:20) [Scotch] *laughs* Ha. Link me when you're done?