I called the Cox Arena and verified that yes, disposable cameras are allowed in the venue tonight.

I double checked that I have my tickets.

I'm about to go to the bathroom.

Then it's off to Denny's for a little pre-show fuel, the store for a disposable camera, and then off to sit/stand in the cold drizzle for about 2 hours.

Not like it matters kiddies. I grew up playing tackle football with my male cousins, the youngest of which was 5 years older than me. Do you honestly think I won't be able to elbow my way to the front?

Oh yes, all's fair in love, war, and obsessive devotion to a band.