Mar 6, 1:37 PM (ET)

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. (AP) - If girls go wild, they'll go to jail - and so will those who videotape them baring it all, says the mayor of America's top spring break destination.

The creators of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are planning a live pay-per-view broadcast next Thursday from an undisclosed spring break destination. In the videos, college-age women bare their breasts while partying.

"I hope, and have asked, that those people who unchain (the girls) and ask them to go wild make that trip" to jail, said Mayor Lee Sullivan, a former police chief.

A call to "Girls Gone Wild" was not immediately returned Thursday.

Panama City Beach police and the sheriff's office have been on the alert since the recent arrival of the "Girls Gone Wild" production crew and tour bus.

Police Maj. David Humphreys said officers will be on the lookout for public nudity, lewd acts and disorderly conduct. They will also arrest anyone who solicits someone else to violate the law, he said.

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How sad. Does local government have nothing better to do than interfere with young girls baring their breasts for all (including a film crew and countless delighted viewers at home) to see? Nothing gets people's attention than a little harmless flashing. Maybe government should pay attention. Don't you think if good ol' George W. dropped trou and waved it around a little during the state of the union address, more people would have cared? If he really wants us (read: the intelligent members of the voting public) to support him in this war...well...first he'd have to have an actual reason, or at least own up to the reason he does have, but second, he needs to go on live TV, surround himself with gyrating and bouncy hunks and hunkettes, strip to his drawers and give us a little bump and grind action. I can see it now...

"From the makers of Girls Gone Wild 1-42, Girls Gone Wild Spring Break, Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style, Girls Gone Wild Mardi Gras, Girls Gone Wild South Of The Border, Girls Gone Wild In The Wild, Girls Gone Wild At Your Aunt's Bachelorette Party, Girls Gone Wild Running With The Bulls, and Girls Gone Wild: When Girls Gone Wild Attack Girls Gone Wild, comes the all new TOO HOT video: Girls Gone Wild In The Oval Office!! See HOT young co-eds living it up Girls Gone Wild Style with the President of the United States! See George W. Bush get these girls to go wilder than ever before! Act now and we'll send you our exclusive copy of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky sex tape!! And you though Pam and Tommy Lee were dirty!!"

I can't wait to see our Chief of State, blunt hanging betwixt his lips, massive bottle of St. Ides in his hand, beating it off with his entire cabinet, all over some wanna be porn superstar in an Oval office bukake.