You know...

M A S T U R B A T E D!!!

Yes...it's another solo genital stimulation via phalangetic motion entry!! Weee!

God, but do I love to masturbate! Granted, my feelings will most likealy change once I get some actual vaginal/penile intercourse experience, but until then, I really do think masturbation is the swellest thing on earth!!

Dim the lights a little bit, throw on some mood music*, and molest the hell out of myself. Sweet, sweet self molestation.

Cosmopolitan is going to the gym tonight. I'll bet I can convince her to linger there and give me at least an hour or so of one on one time with my clitoris.

*I'm not talking about your typical mood music here. I'm thinking more along the lines of Rammstein, Ludacris, or Wagner.