I also get excruciatingly horny. Painfully horny. And everytime it happens, I marvel at it, wondering if I have ever been as utterly horny as I am that week.

Isn't that funny?

So, what do I have waiting for me after work? A hotel room full of hot studs, hard and ready to fuck my brains out?

Nope.

A stack of porn and alcohol, to be accompanied by battery operated toys meant for all kinds of dirty self-abuse?

Nuh-uh.

But what I do have is a dinner of sushi and copious amounts of sake and japanese beer, The Godfather 3, a handful of friends, and NC-17 Jenga.

Tasty!