Vodka...two shots...straight.

Followed by 4 vodka and cranberry juices....juice...whatever.

My sore throat is faded, and thankfully I haven't charged my phone, so that I can't make any drunken phone calls. [right Derrick?]

Regardless...

Here is my drunken epiphany for the night:

Don, the "vampire" from Mad Mad House TOTALLY sounds like Butthead.

Does anyone else notice this?

Tell me I'm not alone!

Now I'm off to send some drunken emails...kisses!