I need a shower. *sigh* Today, my life is nothing but boring and dreary kiddies. b o r i n g & d r e a r y

I fell out of bed this morning. Yep, just up and fell out of bed. What the hell is that? Seriously, I'm going to be 24 in 45 days and I fell out of bed? What's more, I landed on her. Here's how it went down:

I always wake up before she does. I usually use this time to shower and start breakfast. She has moved out of my bed onto a mattress on the floor next to my bed. As I'm up on my knees, shuffling across my bed, my cat* decides my foot looks like an awesome chew toy and attacks it. I cry out in pain [read: yelp like someone stepped on a puppy] and jerk my foot away, thereby throwing myself completely off balance. As I teeter on the edge of my mattress, arms madly windmilling, I see her sleeping peacefully below me. After a split second of thinking I might regain my footing [or kneeling?], I fall. She wakes up, wondering what the hell just landed on her. Yeah. Did I mention I was naked? Yep. I sleep in the buff.

Man, I need the weekend to get here now!!