Oi kiddies, wassup? How's things? I am d-r-u-n-k, and, thanks to Cosmo's Mom, slightly toasted. And thanks to one of my friends, who I will have to take the time to nickname eventually, we're about to indulge in two types of brownies. One batch of chocolate chip brownies, my personal specialty, and one of a more...herbal variety. And this is after some yummy homemade enchiladas. Who made the tasty enchiladas? I did, so you know they're damn tasty.
In other news, there's some romantic drama going on in my life. I need to nickname him before I actually talk about him. I shall call him...Newcastle. Because that's what he's sitting on my bed drinking right now.